Bullet Proof Soul

ahem * Pardon me..for channeling Jigga but yup yup! I gotta chime in right here!

You see..the comment section is a wondrous place isn’t it? To some it is the avenue to offer comfort, give advice, provide encouragement, or a simple co-sign. OR it can be a place of contempt, ignorance, and a twinge of hatred.

I'm about to beat a drum...

I LOVE my corner of the blogosphere. Way before I even type a response to a person’s post, I have scanned their archives, trying to get a feel for them, seeking to find the place from whence they write…it’s this thing I have. I wouldn’t want to be commenting on some skin heads post after reading 2 lines of their post about something we MAY have in common.

**Diggs thumbs Bible for what to do when you find yourself in a skin head's comment section**

Now I have always tried to be respectful when visiting a blogger’s page, but this past week, I have to call foul on myself. I know I can be passionate about topics, but I can't get carried away in hysteria too much. I am going to check myself on that, no doubt.

Now that I repented for my comment sins, I am going to jump on my soapbox about what I can't stand.

**crowd shouts: tell em why you mad DIVA?!**

If there is one thing I can't stand, it is a dude who despises women. Now, I ain't talkin "these broads is trippin" kinda hate...naw, duke.. I'm talkin about some "Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming/Eat a bitch's liver for dinner" kind of hate.

I have even more disdain for a dude who hates women AND is a hypocrite. Now put these together and add a pinch of narcissistic behavior, a boatload of ignorance, and a twinge of self-loathing, and you have our subject briefly summarized. First he commissions himself to patrol blogs and offer criticism because in his distorted perception of the "nigganet", there is a certain amount of decorum that FEMALE bloggers should uphold.

what in da f*kin hell? Alright so first the wackjob busts up in the GAT DAYUM tournament and spews:

What...? no more half-nude men grabbing the crotch ...? Around the country "freak-a-leeks" are wailing and gnashing their teeth, I'm sure. Ever hear the expression, "I have met the enemy and he is us"? No, it ain't Mr. Charlie who's pumping our minds with filth anymore. Get it through your thick skulls: men who grab their crotch and lick their tongue at you are not men you should worship. They're not men who respect you. And they're damn sure not men you should make your children's role models. Don't let me ever see you post filth like that again.You have disgraced yourself and black women everywhere

Did he just say MEN that you should worship. I have yet to meet that MAN. I almost cussed...

**Diggs summons L-Boogie to sing the hook and drops beat**

What do you do when the Pharisee is you?

*exhales*
So after much research, reading, and surfing, I have mounted my case against one “ricland”. I will be presenting the facts as I see it using my dominatrix powers. I will demonstrate and break down all evidence to show how that cat (pun intended) is one sick dude..as IF you didn't gather that ALL on your own..but just for kicks and giggles...allow me to plot out this downward spiral in my blog world.

*glances down at outfit*

But first I need to go get dressed. You know how divas are, we must have the appropriate attire for every occasion. Sooo, what shall I wear for this auspicious rant? Well, I do my best gangsta work in my black dominatrix rubber outfit, complete with leather whips for submission, and my trusty tres chic eyeglasses..you know gotta keep it gully and academic.

Um Digga...please take the mike while I go change, k? thanks!

What do you do when the Pharisee is you?

Imma let Wise deal with this ricland character in depth, but he is but ONE example of someone who needs attention. I just find it interesting that this morally-upstanding individual who wishes to "uplift the (black) race" and claims to be fighting the battle to do so alone, who incidentally had the NERVE to school someone on the definition of class can be seen skyrocketing comment numbers and sitemeter hits using such words as "bullsh*t", n*gger, and "trick baby" while personally attacking black bloggers...yet he despises filthy language and did u miss that he was “uplifting” the race.

Now, for a second, I thought that his misguided rhetoric was purely for shock value...perhaps to force us to address how we are perceived when we have explicit discussions or racy content on our pages. But then I thought, someone who allows his pre-teen daughter to peruse said blogs is probably not that bright to begin with. So to give him credit for being able to contrive such a bass-ackards plan was really too deep on my part. I'm sorry, please forgive me. Reminiscing on my own scandalous comments back in my blog days, typically, those commenters are logically and socially impaired and are cryin’ out for something. A healthy debate? Nope. In fact, it is a non-debate that is pretty taxing and worthless once personal attacks are involved. Battling injustice? I don’t think so. An ego stroke…and 4-5 strokes at the sight of their own words? We might have a winner. Reminds me of another blogger who used offensive language throughout the whole blog, but then stated that there was no intent to offend. Hunh? But I digress...I advise ricland to take a good look in the mirror (not for the reasons that he has been clowned to do so) and answer this question...go 'head L-Boogie...

What do you do when the Pharisee is you?

*Diva slings whip, restarts Diamonds Are Forever beat*

so you hate all girls?
go get a dick dealer (FRESH, 2005)
got beside yaself son
think u ichi the killer

you ain't uplifting shit!
just bark like a dawg
u can lift that hindleg
u make my skin crawl

Now where was I? ahh yes...

It is painfully obvious that the dude in question is mentally unstable. I have worked with this type in the psychiatric hospital, I know it well. So let's look at the profile of a sociopath aligned with this frickin wackjob's textbook behavior:

Grandiose Sense of Self

Feels entitled to certain things as "their right." (i.e. the right to show his entire black ass on X and Leon's site.)

See the difference between a sophisticated writer
like myself and a primitive, little knuckle-dragger like yourself?

Craves adulation and attendance. Must be the center of attention with their own fantasies as the "spokesman for God," "enlightened," "leader of humankind," etc. Creates an us-versus-them mentality .

And now that I've told you this, what are you going to do about it? I can't fight this battle by myself, you know. What are you going to do about it? Would you at least comment on her site that you think she's crossed the line? She obviously doesn't have the upbringing to grasp this on her own. Do your job black man, black woman. Give a damn about black youth?

Please delete my last post. I don't know what got into me. X is a terrific writer who should be published. I went off the deep end.

You can say what you want about me, but at least I'm trying to do something postive. I might be failing, but at least I'm trying.

MIGHT BE FAILING?!...mufuggah you have surpassed failing, mmmk?? you have gone so far pass failing, we need a NEW word for failing!!

How is it possible that the same man who claims to be trying to uplift people say this kinda crap?

Nowhere else are folks carrying on like you chowder heads are doing in this blog. Hispanics aren't doing it, whites certainly aren't, Africans wouldn't think of it. But here you go lowering the bar. Then you go around wondering why nobody respects you.

(least of all you! ya bit*ch a$%, whining, misognist prick)

She's gone, ya'll...

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis.

Some brilliant person in Leon's comments called him OUT with his incessant use of a soliloquy that he straight up TOOK from the movie "A Soldier's Story"

You know, during the war we had a grinning, silly bitch nigga like you in our outfit. Well, over at the segregated night club one night, the white boys gave him $50 to glue a tail on his ass and dance on the table. We caught up with the brother about a week later and just before we slit his throat he says, "But what did I do wrong...?"

**shaking my head**

Yea...I am going to go out on a limb here and say, this is the day he skipped his meds. ...didn't bother to eat his lithium-laced ice cream treats, and just realized he was hung like a tube of chapstick. and with true inmate intellect, this muf**cka uses unimpressive words, makes random quotes out of context, has extreme moods swings, and insists on verbally sparring with a Yale alum, further revealing his detachment from anything remotely close to reality.

My typos are errors of haste and carelessness. Your grammatical errors are errors of ignorance, Yale degree or no.In other words, you're a poster child for why Affirmative Action is a waste of taxpayer dollars. Just keeping it real

Keeping.It.Real!? Dude..seriously? SERIOUSLY! You wouldn't know real if the bitch sat on your face and nutted in ya eye!!!

Don't take it there...back it up...

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities.

Use of the term "nigga" is done with care and intelligence. You're abusing the right all black folk have to use this term. Now get a grip, Nigger

It's prideless niggas like him who hold us back.

...And "that's because you're ghetto trash. But, let's do it like this: rather
than discuss the matter here in Leon's place, bring your country ass over to BBA
Forum, ok? Look for the topic titled "How I Taught Jia how to act like a lady."
Actually, I couldn't possibly detest Jia because I don't know her. I will say
this, though: her language is despicable and shouldn't be allowed in this
newsgroup or any newsgroup. And I hold you responsible, Leon. You allow it.
You should have spot corrected her.

I confess I received some small pleasure looking at your big tits. But now when
I think of the mind attached to them, I want to retch.

And get a stroke in for me, you hear? a long, deep one... so deep I'll be able to hear her screams here in Denver Colorado, baby

**Drops mic, Diva snaps whip as Diggs flings cap into the crowd, pop-locks out of Nikes, harlem shakes into a well-timed stomp with Diva as they pose for pictures, sign autographs, and exit stage left for Diva and Diggs have spoken**

EDIT by Diggs @ 11/12/05: Sup Yo..."uncle ben" bka "ricland" has apparently created ANOTHER website "uplifting our race" by blasting someone's momma. I won't even bother to link that foolishness from here b/c (1) I'm STILL a guest and (2) why serve his purpose? I just wanted to ask that if (and when) you come across this page that you...and I know that it's hard to do...IGNORE IT. He seems to nut thrive off of having sparring partners. And lest we forget, you can't argue with fools...SO DON'T.

I agree Diggs. I will be contacting the good folks at BLOGGER about this sick individual. He has a well documented history that warrants a second look, or at the very least, he should be cataloged in the FBI serial killer database. I hear that locking up crazy family members in the basement is all the rage now. Wonder if they have basements in Colorodo? Assuming this dude is even black, which I am now starting to question. I smell a racist.

ATTENTION: UNCLE BEN - RICLAND - JIZZBAG-NUTJOB-HANNIBAL BLACKTOR

my final words to you: