Dazed Diva
So it happened like this:
4:45 pm. Arrive home
4:50 pm Decided to take a nap prior to studying for finals (didn't sleep much night before)
5:00 Lay down on comfy sofa. Set alarm for 2 hrs later. 7:20 to be exact.
**note: there are no more p.m.'s used, because apparently this is the precise moment I literally lost track of time and had a break from reality**
7:20 Alarm goes off and for some reason still unbeknownst to me, I think that I overslept from my nap and it is the next morning.
7:21 Dash into shower, throw on some clothes, and notice a message on my cell phone.
7:30 as I am brushing my hair, fully clothed, my voicemail moderator says "good evening" and a message from my mother plays. I listen to message, taking a mental note to call her from the car, on my way to WORK.
7:31 *thinking* did that voice mail just say, good evening?
7:32 Turn on television to see Girlfriends on UPN (syndicated show).
7:33 Realize it is the SAME DAMN DAY.
7:34 pm LAUGHED AT MY DAZED DELIRIOUS EPISODE
7:44 pm STILL LAUGHING *SMH*
7:45 pm TURN ON LAPTOP.
start IM convo with Kendeezy
I promise you, I am not taking any medication nor am I on any drugs (street or painkillers)...what we have here folks is a total academic-induced episode, a semi-detachment from reality, albeit a brief one. This is a diva's brain on books...this is a dazed diva, over-worked, under-f**ked DIVA..in dire need of a break DIVA. Thankfully one is coming. I'll be back.
**STILL laughing**
4:45 pm. Arrive home
4:50 pm Decided to take a nap prior to studying for finals (didn't sleep much night before)
5:00 Lay down on comfy sofa. Set alarm for 2 hrs later. 7:20 to be exact.
**note: there are no more p.m.'s used, because apparently this is the precise moment I literally lost track of time and had a break from reality**
7:20 Alarm goes off and for some reason still unbeknownst to me, I think that I overslept from my nap and it is the next morning.
7:21 Dash into shower, throw on some clothes, and notice a message on my cell phone.
7:30 as I am brushing my hair, fully clothed, my voicemail moderator says "good evening" and a message from my mother plays. I listen to message, taking a mental note to call her from the car, on my way to WORK.
7:31 *thinking* did that voice mail just say, good evening?
7:32 Turn on television to see Girlfriends on UPN (syndicated show).
7:33 Realize it is the SAME DAMN DAY.
7:34 pm LAUGHED AT MY DAZED DELIRIOUS EPISODE
7:44 pm STILL LAUGHING *SMH*
7:45 pm TURN ON LAPTOP.
start IM convo with Kendeezy
KENDEEZY: hola
WISEDIVA: UM
KENDEEZY: um
WISEDIVA : ok so i take
WISEDIVA : a nap right
KENDEEZY: right
WISEDIVA : to get fresh
WISEDIVA: for evening studying
WISEDIVA: i set my alarm
WISEDIVA: for 7:20
WISEDIVA: keep in mind
KENDEEZY: ok
WISEDIVA : i went to bed at 5 A.M THIS morning after studying all night
WISEDIVA : and got back up and went to work
WISEDIVA : ok so
WISEDIVA : i know i am exhausted
WISEDIVA : alarm goes off
KENDEEZY : but?
WISEDIVA : and it is still light out
WISEDIVA : please tell me why
WISEDIVA: i thought the clock
WISEDIVA: meant A M
WISEDIVA: so much so
WISEDIVA: that i got my ass up and
KENDEEZY: shut up
WISEDIVA: started
WISEDIVA : getting
KENDEEZY : hahahahaha
KENDEEZY : hahaha
WISEDIVA : ready for work
KENDEEZY : hahahaha
KENDEEZY: hahahah
WISEDIVA: i swear
KENDEEZY: ha
KENDEEZY: stop
WISEDIVA: i just straight
WISEDIVA: had a trial
WISEDIVA: mock
KENDEEZY: wow
WISEDIVA: morning
WISEDIVA: ritual
WISEDIVA: hahhahhahha
KENDEEZY: you are losing it
I promise you, I am not taking any medication nor am I on any drugs (street or painkillers)...what we have here folks is a total academic-induced episode, a semi-detachment from reality, albeit a brief one. This is a diva's brain on books...this is a dazed diva, over-worked, under-f**ked DIVA..in dire need of a break DIVA. Thankfully one is coming. I'll be back.
**STILL laughing**
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